$42.99 – $51.28
Wear the argument. Win every debate.
This tee carries one of the sharpest lines in intellectual history — Hitchens’s Razor — a principle that cuts through noise, nonsense, and empty claims with surgical precision.
Perfect for skeptics, critical thinkers, science enthusiasts, and anyone who’s ever had to sit through a baseless argument and wished they had the perfect comeback.
Soft. Bold. Unapologetically rational.
This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft and warm, a perfect choice for any cold day. In the front, the spacious kangaroo pocket adds daily practicality while the hood’s drawstring is the same color as the base sweater for extra style points.
Features:
→ Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.
→ The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
→ The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
→ Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee’s dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
→ Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors – 60% polyester, 40% cotton
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
Care instructions:
→ Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
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CR7Gaga –
Christopher Hitchens at last.
Feels smooth on the touch. Quality treated clothing. Keep it up please. The tees one is comin up.
Miguel Ven Martin –
“My go-to WFH hoodie. No contest.”
I run cold and I work from home, so hoodies are basically my uniform. This one is thick without being stiff — the fleece interior is genuinely warm and gets softer with every wash. The Hitchens quote on the front gets a double-take from anyone who reads it. Sized up one and it’s perfect for layering. ThinkWare Studio clearly put thought into the product, not just the design.