“One starry night, I looked at the sky. The stars were beautiful. Then I looked at you — I just looked at the sky again.”

You looked up. You looked over. You looked back up. No notes.

This shirt doesn’t need to explain itself — and neither do you. Equal parts poetry and roast, it’s the kind of slow-burn wit that lands differently every time someone reads it. Van Gogh would understand.

Part of the Witty Whips Series — for the sharp-tongued, the dry-humored, and those who communicate best through a well-placed burn.

Why you’ll love it: Ring-spun cotton delivers that broken-in softness from day one — lightweight, breathable, and built for the person whose personality is already doing most of the heavy lifting.

Product features

→ 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²).

→ Tubular knit without side seams for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste.

→ Ribbed crew neck with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability.

→ DTF sleeve and inner neck prints plus DTG body prints for crisp, long-lasting graphics.

→ OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced materials; 2-year EU warranty and compliance with safety standards.

Care instructions:

→ Do not dryclean

→ Do not bleach

→ Tumble dry: low heat

→ Iron, steam or dry: low heat

→ Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh